The one with the too long intro?...(Open and Jack)

[Joshua Kellar]

As far as first nights go, this was not what Josh had expected. Sitting between two nurses and a weird guy that looked like he was dressed in one of those kids’ fancy dress security guard costumes, his mind was going slightly over board with the painfully boring conversation they were inflicting on him. He tried glancing at them and nodding his head as though he actually gave a damn about what they were rambling on about, something about the safety checks at night, while in his head he was chasing giant running marshmallows through a field. He sniggered at the thought causing the three other people to look at him slightly confused. Raising his hands in an apologetic manner and muttering a quick apology, he returned to listen to their drawling voices that were slowly making him wish there was a noose lying about somewhere.

It was his first night shift, the three other people he had never met before and if he was a religious type, he would have thanked god that he hadn’t as their voices alone would have made his time here so far a living nightmare. It was only an hour into the shift when one of the radios they carried about sparked to life making Josh wake suddenly from his zombiefied state they had driven him to and nearly fall sideways of his chair and onto the women beside him. As always when it was a call from the third floor, he was told to stay put and wait for further instructions, informing him yet again that he wasn’t yet trained to deal with the crazy people up there. As soon as the door closed behind them Josh let out a frustrated groan and slid further down the couch until he landed with a thud on the cold floor. God knew how long they were going to be. He sat there and clicked his tongue, hearing it cut through the eerie silence. He started tapping his hands on his knees to a steady rhythm like he would on his drum kit at home, anything to make some noise in this place, and stared around the closet like room.

He noticed the windows in here weren’t like the others he’d seen with the safety glass and locks in place. No, this one looked quite normal from where he sat. He jumped to his feet and took a few strides across the room to inspect it more accurately. Sure enough, as he fiddled about with the latch on it, it opened at his command. He let out a little cheer as a goofy grin crossed his face. He hadn’t had a cigarette for a whole hour now and to him, that was just plain madness. Figuring it would take twice as long and consume more energy to walk out the front to have one, he quickly looked about, listened for any sign of anyone returning then jumped neatly on to the window sill. With his weight and agility, he could pretty much climb on or through anything. This window however, wasn’t as big as he had first expected. With most of his body hanging out, he managed to get his trousers caught on the handle and before he knew it, the floor was coming at him at some speed. He held out his arms and heard a snap as he hit the floor. At first freaked out that his face had been damaged. He then noticed the handle that was once attached firmly to the window now lay on the floor beside him. He picked it up, looked at it for a few seconds with a confused look upon his face then threw it into the garden. As far as he was concerned, nobody would ever notice and if they did, he would just say some mad naked guy ran off with it.

Jumping to his feet again, he dusted himself of and once checking no one had seen him, inspected the small grazes he now had on both hands.
For the time of year, it wasn’t considerably cold and there was no sign of any clouds anywhere. No sound, no form of entertainment what so ever, Josh was completely out of his comfort zone. Muttering some obscene words about how boring the place was, he walked over to the wall that stood above the gardens and climbed up. He had to admit, it did look very pretty at night without all the people running around with buckets on their heads and trying to lick each other including him. He’d had to be dragged away quickly once as forgetting that these ‘people’ were different, he’d pounced on the guy after wiping away a cheek covered in his spit and almost had to improve the poor guys nose with his fist. Needless to say, he was far from impressed.

He dangled his legs over the wall facing the office and slowly let himself fall back until he was dangling by his legs and looking at the gardens upside down instead. A childish giggle left his lips as he quite happily held that position as he casually took another drag on the cancer stick. Luckily, skateboarding gave him the strength to hold on for longer than most people because if he was to fall and nearly hurt his beautiful face again, he would have to cry.

[Jack Stone]

You would only see this in movies, but it was something that can be done if you took the time to learn it. Jack took out a bobby pin that he swiped from one of the nurses, she didn't even noticed it as he flirted and talked with her, very sneakingly sliding the bobby pin from her curly, blonde hair.

He knelt down on one knee and examined the lock for a moment before taking the pin out and started to move it around in the lock before the sound of click caught his attention. He opened the door, placing it in his hair and very quietly exited his room. There really wasn't a place in mind that he wanted to go to, all he knew was that he was going to just go straight and go through the first door that catches his fancy.

There were a few guards patrolling the halls and he was very aware of them. When he heard a suspicious noise, he could crouched down behind a cart of take shelter in a closet. Once the coast was clear, he quickly made his way into the gardens. It wasn't very cold out, actually it might have been in the mid sixties. The feeling that someone was there slowly started to crept up and he saw a figure on the wall. His interest peaked now and he made his way over to find some male who was dangling by his leg off the wall. Any reason why your dangling like some monkey in the garden? He said.

[Joshua Kellar]

Josh barely registered the soft footsteps walking towards him on the grass until the guy was right in front of him. He quickly glanced up (or down in his case) expecting to see one of the depressing staff members, instead he found himself looking at a crazy looking guy from the most inappropriate angle. He couldn’t help but laugh, slightly relieved that it wasn’t the people he had expected. He took another drag on his cigarette and grinned cheekily at the man.
“Isn’t this what all you crazy people here do, I thought I was doing a pretty good job of blending in then. I could have won an Oscar for that.” he exclaimed, his cheeky London accent making it clear that it wasn’t intended as an insult, not that he cared which way it was taken.

He loosened the grip on his legs on the wall and let himself fall with a thud to the ground. Letting out a mock cry before quickly jumping to his feet again.
“I’m Joshie, King of England and all the jumble. And you are?” He held out his hand, his funny giggle breaking the silence yet again.


OCC~ sorry it's a bit short :/ in a bit of a rush

[Jack Stone]

He cocked an eyebrow from the others response and couldn't help but to grin some. I don't hang around like some monkey and I am a crazy son of a bitch.....but it takes a crazy to know a crazy. He commented and chuckled lightly. He reached into the hem of his boxers and pulled out a carton of cigarettes.

He watched the other fall to the ground and let out a mock cry before getting to his feet rather quickly. Captain Jack Sparrow of the Black pearl, nice to met you. He replied and gave Josh's hand and gave it a firm shake.

[Joshua Kellar]

With his hand firmly in Jacks grasp, a high whimper left Josh’s lip as he realised this guy had quite a grip. Once he was realised, he shook his hand to get back some of the feeling and returned to his nonstop grinning. The response he had got cheered him up immensely as he though most of the people here wouldn’t know how to take a joke.

“Captain huh? If you’re really a captain then where’s your bloody boat…ship? And aren’t you and your little minions meant to be locked in your headquarters by now or are you being a naughty pirate?”
Another funny giggle and he shot Jack a cheeky wink before pushing his back against the wall as a noise drifted from the window above them.

Kneeling slightly, he peered carefully over the wall, his finger to his lips and a silent gesture to Jack to shut up. Once he was sure that the coast was clear, he quickly turned his attention back to Jack and let his eyes roll over him. He was definitely an interesting guy to say the least. In the real world however, Captains and Kings didn’t mix but he was pretty certain that maybe this time he could pull his head out of his arse and make the effort to be nice to this one. Besides, it did get pretty boring and lonely with no one but the white coats to talk to and even that left him wanting to commit suicide.

“Seriously captain, if those people should ever find me out here, I give you full privilege of killing me…just don’t harm the face yeah? Because I swear, if I have to listen to them one more time go on about safety and all that palaver then my ears will bleed and my brain will explode…and that won’t be nice.” He raised his hands and pretended to shoot himself in the face before lying back on the grass. If it wasn’t for the half a cigarette he had in his lips then he’d have pretended to be dead but the nicotine was just too good to put aside.

[Jack Stone]

Jack just chuckled when Josh went along with it. It could turn into a funny night for him and was actually happy to met someone who could humor him. Damn Captain Barbossa stole me ship.....so she's with him as of the moment and my ship mates are somewhere, but guess you could say I've been naughty....very naughty. He purred those last two sentences in Josh's ear and chuckled.

He cocked an eyebrow, watching Josh act like he was James Bond on a mission. His ears and eyes were on high alert as well, he didn't want a guard to surprise them....it would turn into a violent night instead of a good one.

Want to look good for the devil once you greet him? I understand. He said in a teasing voice and smirked.

[Joshua Kellar]

Josh found himself laughing at most of the things the other guy said. He had a quick and witty sense of humour that gave Josh the feeling that he could sit and talk to this man all night if necessary. It sure beat losing his ears to that lot in there. On Jacks reply, Josh sniggered lightly and shook his head. They still had a lot to find out about each other. He pulled his mobile out and quickly checked the time. Hopefully whatever they had gone to sort out was still a ticking bomb and he’d have a bit longer.
“Oh I’m sure I’ve met him before… he couldn’t resist this face see!” He exclaimed while pointing at his mischievous grin. “It does cost to look this good you know.”


He giggled again before stuffing the small phone back into his pocket and sprawling out across the slightly damp grass. He hated being inside that place. It always made him feel so small and slightly fragile with all the crazy people about. This one almost seemed normal compared to some of them.
He slowly crawled onto his knees before throwing the last of his cigarette further up the garden then turned back to face his new friend. From on his knees, this guy made Josh feel slightly insecure. If Jack wasn’t big enough while josh was on two feet then he sure as hell was now.

“Also, I know you’re naughty Jack. Everyone that comes here is right? But just how naughty have you been to end up in this zoo? Coz’ you don’t seem as cookie as most of the fruit loafs here… And how have I not seen you around already?” He quizzed Jack, a playful glint in his eyes as they strayed down the guys body again.
It only took a matter of seconds until he had worked it out. There was only one place in here that he wasn’t allowed on yet.
“Let me guess…top floor right? Hmm, so you’re naughty and dangerous. Sounds like a combination for trouble Captain! And this trouble is of the good looking kind too! ” He exclaimed. He had a thing for working things out aloud rather than in his head.
Falling back onto his elbows again he sighed loudly, it wouldn’t be long before someone would come looking for them and ruin his fun.

[Jack Stone]

This guy was very amusing and Jack liked people that could take a joke and then throw it back at him. He had always had this dark, witty sense of humor and could throw things back at people, whether it be a insult or a funny comeback. You have to be careful though, the devil has a thing for hot young boys. He said.

He sat down beside of Josh and leaned back on his elbows. Josh started to quiz him on why he had never seen him. It was probably because Jack was usually in places where he wasn't allowed, or if he was somewhere it was in solitary confinement. Josh finally realized that it was because he was on the top floor and just gave the other a smirk in a reply.

I'm more naughty in causing trouble....and I have been known to being naughty in the bed. He teased and chuckled.

He sigh and looked to Josh. So, if your the King of England, then why is such royalty doing in the nut house? He asked.

[Joshua Kellar]

Josh chewed down on his bottom lip as he listened to what jack had to say, a slight look of amusement crossing his face every time Jack finished. He was definitely not shy and spoke his mind. Josh had to admire him for that, it wasn’t everyday he’d meet someone who didn’t care what they said in front of others and spend half the time apologising for something they had said. Those kind of people just annoyed him with their fake politeness. Sure, he could be polite but that was only if he ever wanted something.

He wasn’t sure if Jacks first comment was meant to be a joke but still grinned. If the devil was interested in anyone like that then he’d certainly be able to win him over. As for jack being naughty in bed, he began to wonder if this guy was just being really informative or if he actually was trying to put something across. He wasn’t too bothered either way; he just wasn’t use to people being as open back with him as he was to them. He felt his cheeks burn slightly from bellow his pale complexion.

He thought about the last question that Jack left him with. He still wasn’t even sure why he was here yet? Then he remembered, his mother.
“I burnt a church down… well nearly, got into one to many fights and my mum wouldn’t bail me out this time. She was all like…”I’m not paying for you to go get into trouble again, you’re going to the nut house to learn to respect god and all his children..." fucking religious freaks… so it was either I spent the next few months in an offenders institute or come slave my ass of here.”
His voice was rather blunt and to the point apart from where he mimicked his mother’s voice and wagged his finger at himself. Shrugging his shoulders, he rest his eyes on Jack again.
“I was actually starting to wish I’d taken the first choice. Still, you seem to have made this place a little more fun this evening, it may even be bearable now. I’m now just stuck with these images of what you meant by naughty in bed though…I bet you’re a right animal…” He cut himself of due to the cheeky laugh that escaped, his cheeks turning even redder.

There were a lot of images in his head by this point, most of which were keeping him highly entertained though he knew the guy had only been messing. What were the chances of meeting someone almost ‘normal’ in this place and who was just as sex driven as you? He shook his head, he had a feeling this guy probably didn’t swing both ways anyway. Him, he didn’t care as long as he left with a smile on his face.
Pushing all negative thoughts to the back of his head again, he quickly took his chance to see if he could get any more insight on this guy.

“So what about you captain? Barbosa really landed you in it this time. Saying that, being stranded here with this pretty face can’t be all that bad right.” He giggled again and gave Jack a playful shove.
“I’m messing, but seriously, if I ever find myself locked in a room with you, I’m kinda gona need to know what I have to worry about…as long as it’s not the face then we should be good.”

Admittedly, he should have read the files long ago when he had first arrived but more important tasks called, the most important being trying to stay away from everyone so far.

[Jack Stone]

Hearing Josh's crimes just made him chuckle some in amusement. Compared to his own crimes and the crimes of others, Josh's crime was very small and more humorous than anything. Your going to go to hell anyway, guess I'll save you a seat...me and the devil worked out a deal and I'm going to be his right hand man. He said and smirked.

Josh's next words only made him smirk even more. MMmm I have heard that before. He said and ran a hand through his hair, pushing the dark strands back flat against his skull.

So Joshy, I am guessing you swing both ways....no straight man would imagine me in bed doing naughty things. He said and cocked an eyebrow.

The kid was rather confident in his appearance, which Jack found to be a good thing rather than most would have found it to be arrogant. He just smirked still, enjoying Josh's company and words. The royal navy finally caught up to me I guess and landed me in here for awhile unless I escape. He replied.

The most that would even happen if you and me were locked in some room together, by ourselves would be that either we would just cut up or have sex. He said.

[Joshua Kellar]

When it came to the petty crimes that Josh had done, they were never intended to hurt anyone or offend. They were just things to do when boredom got too much. Unfortunately, the vicar and his minions hadn’t though boredom was a good enough excuse and the judge didn’t appreciate the middle finger being shown at him. He raised his eyebrow as jack agreed to being called animal in bed then laughed again at his next comment.

He shook his head then ran his fingers forward through it to cover his face in the Mohawk style it had been cut. It wasn’t often people would see the shaved side due to him usually wearing a beanie or wearing his hair over them. Still, he liked to see what it looked like from underneath his fringe and did it purely for entertainment purposes. He looked at jack and cocked his head to the side, a look as though to say “Do I really look that fussy?”
“I’m not fussed at all, as long as it’s not fat…” He laughed again, this time more jokingly. “Nah, I can’t say that can I, that’s just rude and disrespectful. But yeah, is it really that obvious? He asked, more seriously now as he winked at jack and tried to cover his face as it burned brightly.

As Jack carried on his story, he couldn’t help but wonder why his sexuality had anything to do with what they were talking about, it was only harmless messing right? The last thing the other guy decided to say made his mouth drop in surprise as he quickly shot him another glance, his eyebrows raising on their own accord. Only problem was, he had no idea if this man was serious or not. He hadn’t implied it was a joke but yet he could just be making fun of him. If that was the case then two could play that game.

A low chuckle escaped his lips as he shuffled back onto his knees and leant closer to Jack, placing his hands against the man’s chest to keep his balance.
“You really should tease captain; it could give people the wrong impression.” He murmured quietly in Jacks ear, turning his head slightly to watch the guy’s reaction. A small smile broke through his lips and he let himself fall back to the floor again. If the guy had been messing, he’d surely run of now, afraid that maybe Josh would come on to him. If he had been serious, then he’d find out soon enough. Everything was set in motion now and all he had to do was wait and see what the guys responce would be. Laid out on the floor again, he reached to his pocket and pulled out his cigarettes, took two out, threw one at jack and placed the other between his lips.

[Jack Stone]

This conversation was becoming more and more interesting. It wasn't everyday that you meet someone that could keep things amusing for him. Jack got bored easily when it came to people, if you didn't entertain him then he lost interest.

Josh got on his knees, shuffling over to where Jack was and felt hands pressed against his firm chest and looked to the other and wondered what he was doing. He heard the low whisper and could help but to chuckle. MMm and what would that be your highness? He asked and smirked.

He heard Josh fall back and just watched the other through the darkness. He was glad that his eyes were good and he could see what the other was doing. So, what do you want to do out here? He asked, picking up the cigarette and thanked Josh, putting it between his lips and lite it up with a match.

[Joshua Kellar]

On Jacks reply, Josh grinned as he thought of all the reasons he shouldn’t be teased by this guy. None of which could be repeated to explain to Jack why though as he was fairly sure if anyone was to overhear his thoughts right now, they’d probably have a heart attack. Instead, he shook his head and lit his cigarette.
“Never mind Jack, I’ll let you figure that one out for yourself.” He chuckled, his eyes searching the sky as a few clouds rolled over.

As Jack sparked his cigarette up, Josh glanced over at him and watched through the faint light. It was just long enough to make out the guys features. Tall, dark and mysteriously sexy. The kind that could probably get anything he wanted, mostly through his brute strength but his looks definitely added to it. He couldn’t imagine many people wanting to say no to this guy.
Jacks next question made him think again. He had no idea what there was to do in means of entertainment as night steadily crept in. He was use to been there during the day but never at night before. He closed his eyes as he thought.

“What do you suppose we do? I thought everywhere was locked at this time, or is breaking into places another thing you’re good at?”
He would have been impressed if the guy knew that too. It was a skill he’d picked up from childhood; though he already had a set of keys so wouldn’t need to use it here. Jack didn’t know that though right? He grinned and jumped lightly to his feet.
“I say we walk and you show me some of those ‘skills’ of yours. Like, a private tour of this place at nightfall.”
It wasn’t really a question, more of a demand. He started to walk in the direction of the fountains by the courtyard, turning to watch Jack and biting at his lip playfully as he gestured at him to follow.

[Jack Stone]

He inhaled deeply and exhale through his nose, blowing the light grey smoke and watched as it formed tiny circles in the air. He just looked up at the starry sky and sigh to himself. He glanced back over at Josh and cocked an eyebrow at him. I can break into any room....how you think I got out here tonight, the guard didn't just let me out. He said.

Josh jumped to his feet, barely even making a sound as he did so and couldn't help but to smirk from his words. He immediately got up, watching the other walk away to the fountains and slowly followed suit behind him. Once he caught up to Josh, he licked his lips and placed a hand firmly over waist. Is that the only thing you want private? He asked and chuckled.

OOC; sorry its short ><

[Joshua Kellar]

Josh never took his eyes of jack as he walked steadily backwards, his feet stepping carefully on the grass as he followed the noise from the fountains. Once jack had caught up, he turned slightly to look around the courtyard. Everything looked different at night. He was kind of relieved someone was out here with him; the place kind of gave him the creeps by himself. At least now he knew Jack could get out of there safely, he would have to let him know when he was next on a night time shift and they could meet up again.

A small smirk fell over his face as he felt Jacks hand against his waist, his body tensed slightly but he enjoyed this guy’s touch all too much. He turned back to face him, taking a small step closer so their bodies were almost touching and smiled innocently. As Jack spoke, he watched the guy’s lips with great interest. There was something about accents that always drove him wild. Still, the night was young and he’d only just got started. He pushed his body up against Jacks, having to stand on his toes a bit too level with him, then allowed his own arm to wrap gently around the others waist in return and tried to hide the slight frustration showing as he spoke.

“Is that an offer Jack? Because I may have to take you up on that if it is....” He whispered thoughtfully, still searching the guys face for any signs that he was messing about. So far, it all seemed genuine to him. Still, he decided to take it up a notch and see how much this guy could take of his harmless teasing. He ran his hand softly up the guys back until he reached his hair then carefully running his fingers through it; he pulled hard towards the back as he bit his own lip in excitement. With another slight smirk, he licked the man’s neck softly before pushing him away again and skipping to the side of the biggest fountain. From there, he jumped up onto the side and waved at Jack as he started twirling around the thin ledge. He wasn’t bothered should he fall, his first plan was to jump in the thing anyway, but on a cold night, he had decided it best just to prat around on the side instead.